strike that

lest i be accused of only complaining about men

Typical one minute excerpt from a meeting with prospective new male housemate:

Hey, great house. Can you park bikes in the shed? Wow, you guys are big readers. (Standing at door of potential room): Sweet. Yeah, let me know.

Typical one minute excerpt from a meeting with prospective new female housemate:

So, do you guys have people over a lot? I mean, I understand, and I do sometimes too, but you know, that can be annoying. Oh, cute! Are these your dishes? Would there be room for my dishes? There’s not ever, like, a pile in the sink is there? And is sharing the shower a problem? When I used to live with my ex that was always a problem. What a jerk. He was such a jerk. Anyway what’s traffic like on the bridge up there? Is it bad? I hear it’s bad. Wow this is such an ordeal. I just don’t know. (Standing at door of potential room): Does that window face south?

posted by tortaluga @ 12:03 AM