strike that

my year in twenty text messages (but really sixteen)

Today I visited a lake that smekks od sulfur!
Tuffy Jan 8, 10:02 pm

My pen has died writing your letter
fuck
paco Jan 14, 3:36 pm

Oh, “biker”… I’m an idiot.
Warren Apr 9, 1:58 am

JUST PASSD YR TRUCK MORNIN
Ty Apr 15, 11:33 am

Flossing complete… West Wing also complete. Moral superiority lost.
Tuffy Jun 1, 1:08 am

Sweet life in 15 if ur up.
Takey Jun 5, 10:04 pm

Do they have corn in Canada?
Tuffy Jul 11, 9:12 pm

Hot boy w a green mohawk? check. ah diplomacy.
Takey Jul 12 12:51 pm

we need to move to detroit
paco Jul 31 8:59 pm

do u look at nathan’s ass and miss me?
gym Sep 3, 5:56 pm

Bye-bye rumsfeld!
Takey Nov 8, 10:09 am

I’m at reh. Should i save the xword?
David pdx Nov 16, 8:32 pm

Good morning! The coffee is hot and they’re playing Gillian welch.
Jamey Nov 19, 10:25 am

Where are you? We’re drunk and need somewhere to go. Ps we’re drunk.
Jamey Nov 25, 10:48 pm

Depends on the level of haste you use in getting to the airport.
Ryan T4T Dec 1, 3:59 pm

Five on the Best Of 06 List were censored: two for being too racy, one for being too personal, one that was clearly just an ego trip, and one because I need to move on.

One other was four days early for 2006. It read (in entirety):

About elk.

posted by tortaluga @ 1:36 PM